What To Do If You’re Dating a Machista

by Latina Fatale on 11/21/2010 · 0 comments

in Feminism

I just took a look at google analytics to see which keywords were being used to arrive here on Latina Fatale. One frequent phrase that people are reaching the blog with is: “what to do if you’re dating a machista”.

I’ve got a news flash for the people who are searching for this topic: Don’t date a machista. Plain and simple. That should be pretty damn obvious to me, but whatever. Get off the computer and run as fast as you can away from that macho ass. And while you’re at it, here are a couple of other really great things to do that will be bound to piss him off and show him that his balls aren’t really all that big after all:

  • Tell him that you’ve been faking the orgasm after all because you can hardly feel his little weewee inside of you. Of course he’ll tell you what a loose bitch you are, but secretly he’ll go home and order some sort of product in an effort to make his penis grow a little bigger.
  • Screw his brother. Or his friend. Or a cousin. And then tell him that they were better than him. Of course he’ll call you a whore, but really..which machista isn’t already thinking that anyway?!
  • Oh, what the hell- call him mi’jito in front of his friends. Or principito. Or something with an -ito.

What the hell were you doing dating a machista anyway? Have a little self respeto, mujer!

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